thekindestwordforstupidity:

klissme:

derpingaroundthelabyrinth:

myjourneymythoughts:

hairelastics:

if you go to condomusa.com you can get free condoms

this has been a psa don’t be silly wrap your willy

Signal boosting the hell out of this.

REBLOGGING BECAUSE

BE SAFE EVERYONE

does this mean its possible to send a bunch of condoms to someone’s house for no charge?

I believe that is EXACTLY what this means.

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On a Different Note.

bitch-im-the-witch:

squidbiscuit:

I was trying to decide between a blue or a green popcicle and suddenly I realized. It’s 1:30 in the morning……………..and I’m a goddamn adult.

I can have them both~

you just completely described my life in a single text post.

(via imbuildingastill)

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pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

words i use in every sentence:

• no
• stop
• dude
• literally
• like
• seriously
• fuck

That’s a sentence right there

(via mackenziestillsmiles)

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